With all of the nastiness going on in the world today, Trump playing kissipoo with Putin, Trump playing macho man with the nutcase president of Iran, little immigrant kids being caged like dogs, on and on...here are a bunch of actual stupid headlines that will make you laugh.
They come to us courtesy of one of our friends, Hermey Schlesinger, who lives in Florida and apparently has nothing better to do than paste together stuff like this. Here ya go:
Rangers get whiff of Colon
Homicide victims rarely talk to police
Barbershop singers bring joy to school for deaf
Miracle cure kills fifth patient
Bridges help people cross rivers
Girls' schools still offering 'something special' -- head
City unsure why the sewer smells
Starvation can lead to health hazards
Man Accused of Killing Lawyer Receives a New Attorney
Parents keep kids home to protest school closure
Hospitals resort to hiring doctors
Federal Agents Raid Gun Shop, Find Weapons
DIANA WAS STILL ALIVE HOURS BEFORE SHE DIED
Meeting on open meetings is closed
Tiger Woods plays with own balls, Nike says
Lady Jack off to hot start in conference
Republicans turned off by size of Obama's package
New sick policy requires 2-day notice
Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25
Bugs flying around with wings are flying bugs
Study Shows Frequent Sex Enhances Pregnancy Chances
Marijuana issue sent to a joint committee
Worker suffers leg pain after crane drops 800-pound ball on his head
I have two questions: Where are the editors? What are they teaching these days in journalism school?
Yikes!