I feel so honored! I just received an email directly from Donald J. Trump himself. I couldn't believe it!
In his email, Trump promised that "In 2022, we will SAVE AMERICA from the Radical Left. OMG! OMG!
"Next year will be remembered as the year we SAVED AMERICA, but only if we WIN BIG during the 2022 Elections," he wrote. "I know you’re just as fired up as I am, which is why I want to give you a little something special."
What could it be? He is going to "give" me something special! I can't wait to find out what it is!
"My team just handpicked the photos for our Official 2022 Trump Calendar and I want YOU to have one," he wrote.
OMG! Trump's personally sending me my very own Trump calendar! I will treasure it!
But then came the pitch.
Contribute $45 or more NOW to get your Official 2022 Trump Calendar.
Ah, so Trump isn't giving me anything. Just like all those other people he ripped off with Trump University and his other scams, all he wants is my money. I should have known. Damn!
And, of course, the $45 request, while symbolic to commemorate the fact that he once was America's 45th President, was only a lowball come-on. Because if you click on the link, a bunch of donation options pop up and $250 starts to wiggle.
Then, another image emerges. "WE CAN'T SAVE AMERICA TODAY FROM Joe Biden WITHOUT YOU! COMPLETE YOUR DONATION TODAY!"
Save America from Joe Biden? That is disgusting.
It was only a little more than a year ago that America's voters resoundingly saved our nation from Donald Trump, an egomaniacal tyrant who spewed hate, encouraged racism, killed thousands by ignoring the impending threat of Covid 19, ripped off the poor for the benefit of the rich, and then when it was over, incited an insurrection that threatened our very democracy.
So, Trump, America already has been saved from an incompetent, hateful, disgusting leader. You.
Above is the image that came with his email. However, I must admit, it has been ever so slightly modified.
Happy New Year!