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Trump: Stupidity or Just Plain Criminal?


Mar-a-Lago
Did Donald Trump take classified "nuclear documents" home to Mar-a-Lago when he left the White House?

The ongoing FBI investigation into classified material taken home to Mar-a-Lago from the White House by ex-President Donald Trump reportedly includes "nuclear documents," and if that turns out to be true, it is either an act of ultimate stupidity or sinister intent.


According to The Washington Post, "Experts in classified information said the unusual search underscores deep concern among government officials about the types of information they thought could be located at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Club and potentially in danger of falling into the wrong hands."


Are you kidding me? The FBI suspects that Trump actually took top secret documents relating to nuclear weapons home with him after he was kicked to the curb by the voters? Really? Why would he do that? To put in a scrapbook as mementos of his days as Commander in Chief? To have laminated and made into placemats? To have framed to adorn the walls of his gold-plated resort?


Or was there some other much more sinister reason? Is there a threat to national secureity?


We will find out as the investigation moves forward, and when we do the Republicans who are currently howling about FBI "gestapo tactics" allegedly used in raiding Trump's precious Mar-a-Lago will likely be dining on crow if it's shown those documents actually did relate to nuclear weapons.


So, either Trump will go down as a really stupid criminal, as it's illegal to take classified documents home, or he was up to no good.


However, let's give him the benefit of the doubt and assume that he was just being stupid. After all, he loved the trappings of the presidency and even now adorns his golf cart with the presidential seal, even though that apparently also is a violation of federal law. But, that's just another law he scoffs at.


So, let's assume he took those documents home so he could show his golfing buddies how important he is (was), which would be really dumb and qualify him as one of the stupidest criminals in a long time.


He would join these brilliant nar-do-wells:

  • Lions Not Sheep and its owner Sean Whalen. The Federal Trade Commission has ordered the company to stop removing the "Made in China" tags on its pro-gun and pro-Trump shirts and replacing them with phony "Made in USA' tags. Whalen posted a video of himself in October 2020, saying he could "conceal the fact that his shirts are made in China by ripping out the origin tags and replacing them," according to the commission's original complaint. Whalen must pay a $211,335 fine.

  • Lawrence Bell, 37. Bell, while wearing an ankle bracelet required because of a previous crime, robbed a Culver, CA convenience store at gunpoint of $500. He was quickly apprehended and the loot recovered.

  • Albert Bailey and a partner. They called to notify a Connecticut bank that they were coming to rob it so they should have the money ready for them. They were promptly arrested, charged with first-degree robbery and got nine years in prison.

  • Darren Kimpton, of Abington, Northampton. He tried to burglarize a house at night that was already filled with police officers who were investigating an earlier burglary at the same house.

  • Dennis Hawkins. He created a disguise so he couldn't be identified, using a blonde wig, fake breasts, and red clown pants. Trouble is, he didn't hide his face and didn't even get rid of his mustache and goatee. Police released his pic, which was on TV, and a gas station attendant called the cops when the "clown" tried to steal a car. He was later found, still in his red pants.

So the question is this: In sneaking those documents out of the White House and taking them home, did Trump, wearing his trademark clown red tie, do it for some kind of sinister purpose? Or was he just being dumb? We will soon know.


But keep this in mind: Trump may be a lot of bad things, but no-one has ever accused him of being stupid.





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